Your Weekly Top Ten Is Too Busy To Talk To You Right Now YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst News 14 Sep 2019
Fine, Here Is Your Damn 'Todd Palin Quits Marriage Halfway Through Term' Post, YOU HAPPY NOW? Mazel Tov to the happy couple, whomever the happy couple might be, ALLEGEDLY. Evan Hurst News 10 Sep 2019
Sarah Palin Hurls Self Into Thanksgiving Turkey Grinder, For A Change Sarah Palin, understander of civics, tried to mock Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for being bad at civics. It went well! Evan Hurst News 21 Nov 2018
Sarah Palin Responds To John McCain's Death By Whining About Nicolle Wallace (Because She's A Dick) She didn't call Wallace a 'bitch,' but she might as well have. Evan Hurst News 27 Aug 2018
Sarah Palin's Kid Is Violent Fuck-Up Again. No, Not Bristol. Did Track Palin beat up his girlfriend again, allegedly? OR DID HE BEAT UP HIS DAD? Evan Hurst News 18 Dec 2017
A Long Ass List Of Folks Who SHOULD NOT Look At The Eclipse Today. Dammit, Eric Trump, What's Wrong With You? The following people are dumb and might need to be reminded. Evan Hurst News 21 Aug 2017
Here Is Your Wonkette Fourth Of July Foody And Drinky Open Thread! Happy 4th of July to all U.S. Americans, even those who cannot find America on a map, and such as. Mojopo News 04 Jul 2017
Mitch McConnell Makes Turtle-Piddle All Over Trump Impeachment Trial (Liveblog, Day One!) Impeachment
Alan Dershowitz Is Keeping His Panties On For This Impeachment, So Don't Even Bother Asking Impeachment
