The Top 6 Reasons Robert Mueller Needs To Park His Perky Fanny In Front Of Congress RIGHT NOW F*CKING NOW We say all of this with love. Evan Hurst News 31 May 2019
GOP Gives Coal For Christmas. Wonkagenda For Wed., Dec. 20, 2017 Republican tax fuckery lurches forward, Trump quietly scrapping safety regulations, and net neutrality shenanigans. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 20 Dec 2017
Trump Will Be A Great Wartime President! The Best! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 17, 2017 Trump's going to kill Big Bird and the olds, Paul Ryan MIGHT raise the debt ceiling, and Hannity pulls a gun! Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 17 Mar 2017
Cops: It's True, These Republican Congressmen Are GIANT PUSSIES All the GOP congressmen are terrified of all these little old ladies. The cops? Are laughing their asses off. SAD. Rebecca Schoenkopf News 17 Feb 2017
Hey America, Your Republican 'Representatives' Are Literally Scared Of You. GOOD JOB!! SHAME. SHAME ON ALL OF THEM. Rebecca Schoenkopf Featured 07 Feb 2017
Which Congresscritters Are We Chasing Out Of Town Halls With Pitchforks Today? Repuuuuublicans, come out to play-aaay! Rebecca Schoenkopf News 06 Feb 2017
Trump: But Is Killing Journalists Really *Wrong*? Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 6, 2017 Trump professes his love of Putin (again!), the FCC hates poor people, and Silicone Valley nerds write a love letter to immigrants. Your Morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 06 Feb 2017
House Republican Dingbats Find New Thing To Investigate, And It Is House Democrats! Did you know the House Democrats' gun control sit-in was very rude and against the rules? Let's punish them! Evan Hurst News 06 Jul 2016
