Joe Biden Makes Trains Run On Time

Railroad strike averted, just to piss off Republicans.

Biden Administration Will Try To Prevent Wildfires, No Forest-Raking Required

It will need some funding, though.

Bad Judge Wants Black Farmers To Guess Number Of Jellybeans In The Jar If They Want Loan Forgiveness

It's racist to remedy race discrimination.

But If We Pay Off Black Farmers' Debt, How Will Big Banks Even Foreclose On Them?

Can't we just once think of the shareholders?

Post-Racial America