Loser Trump Can't Get Book Deal, Can't Blog, Not Allowed To Tweet, Is Basically Worthless

Starting to wonder if he's even bathed recently.

Who Was Roy Cohn And Why Hath He Forsaken Donald Trump? Apart From Being Dead And All.

Spoiler: Roy Cohn never had a sled named 'Rosebud'

Trump To Be Sworn In Using Very Own Childhood Bible, Crayons

The Bible is such a yooge, classy book. Read it? Why would he read it? He lives it, and if you say otherwise, you're a loser.