NRA Demands Answers On Why Obama Never Banned All These Gun Things Step right up and win a prize if your brother-in-law already explained this is Obama's fault! Doktor Zoom News 06 Oct 2017
GOP Might Do One Tiny Little Thing About Guns, But Only If NRA Says It's OK (It Won't) The technology of mass shootings has come a long way, baby. Doktor Zoom News 05 Oct 2017
Republicans On Gun Silencer Bill After Las Vegas: We Don't Know Her! Shh. The sportsmen have sensitive ears. Don't say anything to make them buy more guns. (They'll do that anyway) Doktor Zoom News 04 Oct 2017
NRA To Las Vegas Shooting Victims: SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY! In response to Las Vegas, the NRA will wait EIGHT WHOLE DAYS to start running shitty ads, in Virginia. Evan Hurst News 02 Oct 2017
Who's Already Scream Shitting About Las Vegas? A Shitmouth Roundup! Get ready for more of this sort of thing. Doktor Zoom News 02 Oct 2017
If You Liked Jesus Feeding The 5,000, You're Gonna LOVE Trump Sucking And Spitting The 60,000! fox news
