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An Open Letter To Men Irreparably Traumatized By The Recent Gillette Ad

You can do all the toxic masculinity you want, just not around other people.

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The Right Ramps Up The War On Store Clerks

Federalist writer gets offered thing she doesn't want, goes bananas.

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UPDATED: A Children's Treasury Of All The Non-Gun Things Conservatives Think Cause Mass Shootings

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If The Patriarchy Is Dead, Why Isn't Tucker Carlson Making Me A Sandwich Right Now?

Get on it, Tucker!

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That Is Not What 'Lovesick' Is

It is not a coincidence that the people who face the least amount of injustice are the ones who can't handle it when things don't go their way.

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Ex-Sheriff With 37 Pieces Of Flair Just Asking If Old Handsome Joe Biden Is Gay Homosexual

Awright you mugs, break it up already.

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