Trump Declares Victory In All Trade Wars, HEREBY ORDERS Stock Market To Rise So easy to win. Liz Dye Trump 26 Aug 2019
HEY RICH BASTARDS: Trump Wants To Take Your Bimmer Away! Donald Trump is such a fucking asshole. Evan Hurst News 26 May 2017
Coward Donald Trump Goes To Mexico, Too Big A Pussy To Demand Payment For His Wall Will this be the the thing that turns Trump's campaign around? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Evan Hurst News 31 Aug 2016
Donald Trump Is Best Populist Guy, Will Do Populism So Great Your Head Will Spin Right Off Your Body On economy, Donald Trump is now running somewhat to Hugo Chavez's left Major Major Major Major News 29 Jun 2016
Fox News Dingbats Help Eric Trump Defend His Daddy's Dumbass Brexit Comments Can you believe the mean media made fun of Donald Trump for being on a golf course? Evan Hurst News 27 Jun 2016
Mitch McConnell Makes Turtle-Piddle All Over Trump Impeachment Trial (Liveblog, Day One!) Impeachment
Alan Dershowitz Is Keeping His Panties On For This Impeachment, So Don't Even Bother Asking Impeachment
