Trump Declares Victory In All Trade Wars, HEREBY ORDERS Stock Market To Rise

So easy to win.

HEY RICH BASTARDS: Trump Wants To Take Your Bimmer Away!

Donald Trump is such a fucking asshole.

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Coward Donald Trump Goes To Mexico, Too Big A Pussy To Demand Payment For His Wall

Will this be the the thing that turns Trump's campaign around? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Donald Trump Is Best Populist Guy, Will Do Populism So Great Your Head Will Spin Right Off Your Body

On economy, Donald Trump is now running somewhat to Hugo Chavez's left