The Top 10 NATIONAL EMERGIES The Next Democratic Prez Will Definitely Declare If Trump Does It For WALL

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Uh Oh, Has Robert Mueller Been A NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY BOY?

We seen it on Sean Hannity, must be true!

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Kayla Moore All 'Who Cares If Roy Molested Kids? LET'S TALK ABOUT FAGS!'

Also BREAKING NEWS: Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey is proudly voting for the kid-toucher!

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Guess Roy Moore's Alabama Supporters Don't Mind Kid-Touchers All That Much

These people think they are morally superior to the rest of us.

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Jeff Sessions Happier Than A Pig In Shit To Fuck The Gays For Trump And Jesus

We are so sorry, LGBT people. Also, women in general. Also, America.

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How Bad Did Trump Just Screw Transgender Kids? Well What Had Happened Was!

SPOILER: It's not good.

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Betsy DeVos Wanted To NOT Screw Transgender Kids? The Fuck You Say?

Betsy DeVos was ... the voice of reason? WTF?

Culture Wars

Bryan Fischer Wants To Watch You Pee

Fischer says unisex bathrooms are UNFAIR, because he is not a god-hating 'unisex' we guess.

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Michael Cohen's So Excited! He's So Excited! He's So ... SCARED!

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Pelosi To Trump: Get F*cked, Orange Loser

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Elijah Cummings COMING For President Secret Agent Man

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Guess Americans Don't Like Russian Agent Presidents Who Shut Down Government Forever. WHO KNEW!

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