Vogon Poetry To Dominate Trump Inauguration. You Have Been Warned What's the difference between a cub scout meeting and the Trump Inaugural? The cub scouts have adult supervision. Doktor Zoom News 17 Jan 2017
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Only 37% Of Americans Would Pee On Donald Trump If He Were On Fire Americans still optimistic though, asking President-elect Trump to pee on their legs, tell them it's raining. Rebecca Schoenkopf 2016 Presidential Election 11 Jan 2017
Ben Carson Slightly Smarter Than Previously Suspected, Tells Trump Administration 'Nyet' Some rats had enough sense not to board the Andrea Doria in the first place. Doktor Zoom News 16 Nov 2016
