Team of Evils: Mitt Romney Saves The Universe? Just kidding. It's hopeless. Doktor Zoom News 18 Nov 2016
Team Of Evils: Jeff Sessions Was Too Racist To Be A Federal Judge, But He Could Be Your Next Attorney General! Yes, that election happened. And here's your proof that it's not just a bad dream. Doktor Zoom Post-Racial America 18 Nov 2016
Team Of Evils: It's Gonna Be A 'Dead Baby In the Jail Cell' Kind Of Day Hey! We found a sheriff worse than Joe Arpaio! Doktor Zoom News 18 Nov 2016
Let's Put Medicare-Frauding Florida Gov. Rick Scott In Charge Of Medicare, Oh Yeah Baby There's a certain poetry to this. Very bad poetry. Doktor Zoom News 17 Nov 2016
Trump's Likely Pick For National Security Advisor Only A Little Unhinged And Corrupt He's definitely Flynn, though not necessarily In. Doktor Zoom Everywhere Else News 17 Nov 2016
Trump Idiot Says Muslim Registry Great Idea, Because Look How Well Japanese-American Internment Went Some people insist on learning the wrong lessons from history. Doktor Zoom Post-Racial America 17 Nov 2016
Donald Trump Sycophants Plan Cabinet Positions For Coming Government-In-Exile Elaborate 'reviewing stands' made from refrigerator boxes being prepared for 'inauguration.' Doktor Zoom Elections 07 Nov 2016
Tom Steyer Won't Tell You Where His Money Comes From So Please Make Him President 2020 democratic primary
