Everything You Need To Know About The Dumb Dick/Manafort Patsy Who Got Indicted Today

Oh Stephen Calk, what a Secretary of Army you could have been, but you are stupid :(

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Paul Manafort: Oh You Mean THOSE Ukrainian Payments! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 13, 2017

Trump changes his mind on EVERYTHING (again), Russia hates EVERYONE (again), and Mar-a-Lago might make you sick and poor! Your morning news brief!

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Oh, The Top State Department Management Just Resigned. Did We Need Them?

As we all know from action movies, senior diplomats just get in the way.

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To End Vote Fraud, Donald Trump Must Build Wall Around His Family, Staff

Huh! Maybe we SHOULD look more closely at the 2016 election.

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HHS Nominee Tom Price Will Fit Great In Trump Cabinet, Because Of How He Is Grafty

Well sure he's getting rich from being in office. Why else would anyone take such a crappy job?

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Monica Crowley Exits Team Trump After Plagiarizing Whole World: 'Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien'

Th-Th-That's All, Folks!

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Wise, Kind And Handsome Donald Trump Promises 'Health Insurance For Everybody'

You won't believe how completely Trump has figured this out. All the pieces are coming together. No, you can't peek.

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Let's Watch Ben Carson Sleep Through His Own Confirmation Hearing For Secretary Of Thing He's Unqualified For!

Hope you're ready for some platitudes!

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Swing And A HOLY SH*T! Acting Defense Sec Shanahan Out After SWEET JESUS!

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How We Doin' On That Green Energy Thing? Better Than You Might Expect!

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It's OK To Treat Trump Like A Russian Agent. The Pentagon Does.

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