Everything You Need To Know About The Dumb Dick/Manafort Patsy Who Got Indicted Today Oh Stephen Calk, what a Secretary of Army you could have been, but you are stupid :( Five Dollar Feminist 2016 Presidential Election 23 May 2019
Paul Manafort: Oh You Mean THOSE Ukrainian Payments! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 13, 2017 Trump changes his mind on EVERYTHING (again), Russia hates EVERYONE (again), and Mar-a-Lago might make you sick and poor! Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 13 Apr 2017
Oh, The Top State Department Management Just Resigned. Did We Need Them? As we all know from action movies, senior diplomats just get in the way. Doktor Zoom News 26 Jan 2017
To End Vote Fraud, Donald Trump Must Build Wall Around His Family, Staff Huh! Maybe we SHOULD look more closely at the 2016 election. Doktor Zoom News 26 Jan 2017
HHS Nominee Tom Price Will Fit Great In Trump Cabinet, Because Of How He Is Grafty Well sure he's getting rich from being in office. Why else would anyone take such a crappy job? Doktor Zoom News 18 Jan 2017
Monica Crowley Exits Team Trump After Plagiarizing Whole World: 'Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien' Th-Th-That's All, Folks! Doktor Zoom News 17 Jan 2017
Wise, Kind And Handsome Donald Trump Promises 'Health Insurance For Everybody' You won't believe how completely Trump has figured this out. All the pieces are coming together. No, you can't peek. Doktor Zoom News 16 Jan 2017
Let's Watch Ben Carson Sleep Through His Own Confirmation Hearing For Secretary Of Thing He's Unqualified For! Hope you're ready for some platitudes! Doktor Zoom News 12 Jan 2017
Can You Read Gordon Sondland's Ukraine Testimony Without Punching A Baby? A Wonkette Self-Control Test! Ukraine
Marianne Williamson Not Leaving Dem Race Until She's Tricked Into Saying Name Backwards 2020 democratic primary
