Poor Marks. Wonkagenda For Wed., March 6, 2019

Trump's stonewalling and screaming, Republicans are squirming, and a lovely tribute for Rep. John Dingell. Your morning news brief!

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Steven Mnuchin DID NOT Yacht-Party With Oligarchs And 'Accidentally' Lift All Their Sanctions, YOU SHUT UP

MORE fuckery in the lifting of sanctions on Oleg Deripaska's companies? THE FUCK YOU SAY.

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Shutdown To Last Until Planes Crash Or Uninspected Meat Kills Us All. No Big.

Or maybe we'll be crushed by Winning.

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Nastya Rybka Is Free! Sort Of! Wait, Y'all Remember Who The F*ck Nastya Rybka Is?

We wish we thought this was a happy ending to a fucked up story, but we're talking about Russia here.

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Trump Admin's Sloppy Wet Sanctions Kiss For Oleg Deripaska Sloppier, Wetter Than We Knew!

Is the Trump administration stupid or evil? Yes.

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FBI Been Wonderin' If Trump Is Literal Russian Intelligence Asset For LONG ASS TIME

YA THINK?

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Your Sunday Rundown Starring Journalism Heroes Chris Wallace And Chuck Todd!

This timeline is weird.

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Your Weekly Top Ten Is Ready For Santa To Bring Us Booze, Probably

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

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Trump Had A Playdate With A Fellow Fascist Dipsh*t Today

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Anti-Vaxxers Harassing Moms Whose Babies Died, So That's TERRIFIC!

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The Germans Are Calling Us Fascists, Is America Great Again Now?

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Michael Cohen Warrant Docs Would Freak Trump The F*ck Out, If Trump Could Read (Allegedly!)

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