Trump's Opioid 'Plan': First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All The Drug Dealers Donald Trump has an answer for every problem, and it usually involves brutality. Doktor Zoom News 20 Mar 2018
Kellyanne Conway Is Your New Fentanyl Connection, America! (Czar, Whatever.) Kellyanne Conway is a proven idiot. She's therefore ready to handle a crisis that's killing tens of thousands of Americans. Doktor Zoom News 30 Nov 2017
Florida Sheriff Goes Full ISIS. Never Go Full ISIS. Endorsement from Maine Gov. Paul LePage on the way, we're sure. Doktor Zoom News 10 Apr 2017
