Right Wing Trolls Know Who Is A Pedophile, And It Is YOU!

Time for a panic!

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Deleted Comments: Donald Trump Gave Up Everything To Save Us. Why Aren't You Grateful?

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Culture Wars

How Dare You Blame People Calling For Murder Of Journalists For Murder Of Journalists?

Rope. Tree. Journalists. Go fuck yourselves.

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Internet Assholes Shocked To Discover They Can't Troll The Courts

The final battles in the War of the Trollses will be fought not online, but in the courtroom.

Legal

One Year Later. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 16, 2018

Michael Cohen's got a BIG problem, it's military warehouses for kids at the border, and the #Vagenda claims another big victory. Your morning news brief.

2017 State and Local Elections

Deleted Comments: Attack Of Multi-Troll Almost Distracted Us From Arizona Legislator's Furry Saga

Is our trolls learning? Probably not. But hey, how about this rightwing Arizona lady who came to appreciate furries?

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Wonkette's Amphibious Assault

Saturday, Aug 11th ....... Seattle, WA
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Sunday, Aug 12th ....... Bellingham, WA
Sunnyland Park, 2-5pm
Sunday, Aug 19th ....... Spokane, WA
Audubon Park, 2-5pm

Chris Murphy Ready To Win Second Senate Term, Take Your Guns, Single-Payer Your Healthcare.

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Wonkette Bazaar Classics

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Buy Shit From Amazon, Wonkette Gets Money

Impeach Hats! Other Hats!

Literally Anyone Else. Even White Jesus.

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Right Wing Trolls Know Who Is A Pedophile, And It Is YOU!

Time for a panic!

Deleted Comments: Donald Trump Gave Up Everything To Save Us. Why Aren't You Grateful?

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How Dare You Blame People Calling For Murder Of Journalists For Murder Of Journalists?

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Deleted Comments: Attack Of Multi-Troll Almost Distracted Us From Arizona Legislator's Furry Saga

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You Losers Know Nothing Of My Epic Takedown Of Dinesh D'Souza, Says Actual Nazi

Chris Murphy Ready To Win Second Senate Term, Take Your Guns, Single-Payer Your Healthcare.

No One Saw It Coming: Snake-Handling Pastor Gets Bit By Snake

ICE Don't Care If You're Driving Your Pregnant Wife To The Hospital, Will Detain You Anyway

We've Now Reached The 'So What If Trump Said The N-Word' Stage Of This Cancerous Presidency

Very Special Judge Tells Paul Manafort And Giuliani To GTFOH

Peter Strzok Is A Fucking Badass. Let's Liveblog His All-Day Testimony!

Please Don't Kidnap, Beat, Harass Or Stalk Us, Church Of Scientology!

This Is New And Scary

Time for a panic!

Rape advocate Mike Cernovich is OUTRAGED!

The Comment Czar's In Town

Rope. Tree. Journalists. Go fuck yourselves.

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The final battles in the War of the Trollses will be fought not online, but in the courtroom.

Michael Cohen's got a BIG problem, it's military warehouses for kids at the border, and the #Vagenda claims another big victory. Your morning news brief.

Is our trolls learning? Probably not. But hey, how about this rightwing Arizona lady who came to appreciate furries?

Time for our weekly dip into the Derp Locker to see what sorts of smartdroppings our dissatisfied customers have left for us!

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