Trump Knows What Forests Need, And It Is Yardwork Only rakes can prevent forest fires. Evan Hurst Science 19 Nov 2018
Happy Thanksgiving, America! The President's Brain Is Broken. Trump's Fox News interview was ... well, it happened! Evan Hurst News 19 Nov 2018
Michelle Obama Can Tell Barack's Is Bigger Than Trump's Just By Looking At It NOT THEIR DICKS, YOU PERVERTS. Evan Hurst News 16 Nov 2018
Why Is Trump Having A Bumbling Lunatic Roid-Rage Sh*t Fit Today? Mueller. It's always Mueller. Evan Hurst Russia 15 Nov 2018
Trump Mad You Need ID To Buy Cheerios, But All You Need For Voter Fraud Is A Sexy French Maid Costume IT'S. NOT. FAIR. Evan Hurst News 15 Nov 2018
Justice Department Says It's Cool For Meatball McDumb To Be Acting Attorney General, So All Y'all Can STFU It was probably his magic toilet that keeps even super long penises dry that won DoJ over. Evan Hurst News 14 Nov 2018
Wingnuts Can't Stop Making Up Weird Conspiracy Theories About Why Nobody Likes Them Obviously, this is all George Soros's fault. Robyn Pennacchia Trump 13 Nov 2018
WAIT A MINUTE. Is The FBI Actually Going To Go After Rightwing Domestic Terrorists??? Right Wing Extremism
An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!
