SPOTTED! At Trump's Big Sexy Mar-a-Lago NYE Bash: Nobody.

Sad.

Ronna Romney McDaniel Won't Blame Election Losses On 'Trump,' So Let's Talk About ... 'Ticket Splitting!'

These two things are the same.

Guy Who Loses A Lot Announcing 2024 Loser Plans Tonight

Sorry, Republicans. You made this bed. Now go fuck yourselves in it.