Trump Administration Takes Time Out Of Busy Pandemic To Make Cars Dirty Again It's a fuck-you to Obama, so it must be done. Doktor Zoom Environment 01 Apr 2020
Badass Judge: NO SNAP CUTS FOR YOU! Seems like a pandemic is a bad time to cut off people's food supply! Robyn Pennacchia Class War 16 Mar 2020
Who Gave STAND DOWN Order To Remove Coronavirus Posters In Immigration Courts? Probably a perfectly reasonable explanation for this. Like racism, probably. Doktor Zoom Immigrants 10 Mar 2020
Trump's Cunning Plan To Rescue Economy From Coronavirus Is Secret, Shhhh Don't tell anyone, so the virus will be surprised! Doktor Zoom coronavirus 10 Mar 2020
Larry Kudlow Reminds Anxious America There's No 'Coronavirus' In 'TEAM' You people need to get to work and do your jobs, and let Donald Trump do his, capiche? Doktor Zoom News 06 Mar 2020
Trump Explores Treating Coronavirus By Throwing Officials Under Bus Maybe we'll get it all figured out! Probably. We'll see! But the stock market's fine, OK? Doktor Zoom coronavirus 03 Mar 2020
Trump Insider Just Drawing Dicks On Government Climate Research All Day Long Anti-science weasel says what? Doktor Zoom Environment 03 Mar 2020
Weirdo Whistleblower Thinks 'Touch Me I'm Sick' Bad Way To Respond To Coronavirus, What A Weirdo Probably just another plot to make the Trump administration look incompetent. Doktor Zoom News 28 Feb 2020
Nancy Pelosi Creating Committee To Watchdog Trump's Coronavirus F*ckups, And Fox News Is MAD fox news
