Could Somebody Help John Kelly Find Some Cardboard Boxes? Sturdy Cardboard Boxes Needed. It's another episode of 'Backstabbing White House People Backstabbing Everyone.' Doktor Zoom News 08 Feb 2018
Has Donald Trump Landed Yet? Would the people writing this reality at least try to come up with something plausible, please? Doktor Zoom News 19 May 2017
Mean New National Security Adviser Never Lets Trump Have Any Fun :( 'Adults' have always been in charge, and look what a mess they've made. Let's hand power to a petulant babyman instead! Doktor Zoom News 09 May 2017
Trump Idiots 'Brainstorm' Messaging About Terrible Presidency, Assumes Brains Not In Evidence Was there a rope bridge? That could could be repurposed for the inevitable purge... Doktor Zoom News 10 Apr 2017
Steve Bannon Almost Quit In Piss-Rage Over Being Booted From National Security Council :( George R.R. Martin is watching the Trump White House closely, if only to make sure his characters behave slightly better. Doktor Zoom News 06 Apr 2017
With Big Beautiful Border Wall, We Won't Need FEMA, Coast Guard, Airport Security, Right? Robbing FEMA to pay Wall. Doktor Zoom News 08 Mar 2017
Trump: No Muslim Ban, No Muslim Ban, YOU'RE A Muslim Ban! This time for sure! Doktor Zoom News 06 Mar 2017
Silly Rachel Maddow Thinks Leaked DHS Report Destroys Case For Trump Travel Ban You might think this document weakens the case for the travel ban. But it was a weak case to start with, so why should another report hurt? Doktor Zoom News 03 Mar 2017
Jobless Floridians Will Starve Because Rick Scott Spent $77 Million On A Crappy Unemployment Website State/Local Politics
