Trump Says One Smart Thing, Goes Back To Being Dipsh*t No, really! He said a smart thing that was also HUMAN! Evan Hurst News 04 Feb 2019
10 Out Of 10 Trump Intel Chiefs Agree Trump Is Utterly Full Of Sh*t We're sure this is fine. Evan Hurst News 30 Jan 2019
Trump To Pelosi: I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT IF I STEP ON MY OWN DICK AND EAT IT AT THE SAME TIME? Well played, Trump! Or, you know, the opposite of that. Evan Hurst News 17 Jan 2019
Mattis's Resignation Letter To Trump Less Of A 'Thank You,' More Of A 'F*ck You' He might as well have called him a fucking moron like Tillerson did. Evan Hurst News 21 Dec 2018
Rex Tillerson Still In Love With Dumbass 'Moron' Donald Trump, HE SWEARS! Note that he does not deny calling Trump a 'moron.' Evan Hurst News 04 Oct 2017
Secretary Of State Rex Tillerson Thinks Trump Is Total Fucking 'Moron,' And He's Not Wrong! Oh look who's awake from his nap! Evan Hurst News 04 Oct 2017
Breitbart Weeping Salty Tears About Weak, Pathetic, Flip-Flopping President Trump It's not that we think expanding the war in Afghanistan is so great. It's that we enjoy laughing at Breitbart. Evan Hurst News 22 Aug 2017
Wonkette's Gone Eclipsin', So Here's Bonnie Tyler And An Open Thread Turn around, bright eyes. Evan Hurst News 21 Aug 2017
Mitch McConnell Makes Turtle-Piddle All Over Trump Impeachment Trial (Liveblog, Day One!) Impeachment
Alan Dershowitz Is Keeping His Panties On For This Impeachment, So Don't Even Bother Asking Impeachment
