Spicey SO SORRY For Hitler! Wonkagenda For Wed., April 12, 2017

MANY NEWSES this morning, including Spicer apologizes for being A Idiot, Jeff Sessions is keeping it REAL (racist), did Bill O'Reilly get You're Fired? Your morning news brief!

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On the subject of the leaked 'Grab them by the pussy' tape, Trump fell flat. Hillary, on the other hand, kicked ass.

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