GOP Sen. Bob Corker Wants To Massage Donald Trump's Nuggets, Which Sounds REALLY GROSS, SENATOR

Yr Wonkette lives in Tennessee, and we have some THOUGHTS TO 'SPLAIN TO OUR SENATOR.

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Everybody Hates Donald Trump And His Stupid Orange Face

Only 48% of voters are DEFINITELY SURE we shouldn't impeach Trump after two weeks. Sad!

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Donald Trump Pissed Off Australia, Threatened To Invade Mexico. But He Was Just Joshing! (No He Wasn't)

If Trump can't start fight with our closest allies, who CAN he start fights with? Wait don't answer that.

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