Don't Panic Wonkers, But It Seems That Donald Trump May Be ... POOR!!!

Wait, Trump was lying about his net worth? Clutch the damn pearls!

Russia

Why Would Donald Trump Rail Against 'Foreign Corruption' Law? Well, Why Wouldn't He?

Is Trump losing his shit because Bob Mueller is closing in? Let's Wonksplore!!!

Elections

Donald Trump SHOCKED His Bestie Michael Flynn Was LITERAL Foreign Agent THIS WHOLE TIME

Trump didn't know, but Wonkette knew. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?

News

Trump Tied To Creepy Crimers In Whole New Country, And It Is Azerbaijan!

The Trump Organization doing something sketchy and maybe criminal? WHOA IF TRUE!

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