The Top Two Sickest Pete Souza #TrumpBurns In The Past 48 Hours, Because He Only Did It Twice Pete Souza continues to be the absolute fucking best. Evan Hurst News 27 Feb 2018
Stormy Daniels Got A Blue Dress Too! (OR IS IT GOLD?) This'll knock Obama's sperm off the front pages. Evan Hurst News 15 Feb 2018
The Five Most MEEEEEEOW HISS Moments In This Week's House Intelligence Committee Hearing DAMN GIRL DAMN! Evan Hurst News 09 Feb 2018
Dude Who Killed Bin Laden Tells Cadet Bone Spurs To Shove Dumb Military Parade Up His Ass Everybody hates President LoudStupid and his dumb parade begging. Evan Hurst News 08 Feb 2018
