The Top Two Sickest Pete Souza #TrumpBurns In The Past 48 Hours, Because He Only Did It Twice

Pete Souza continues to be the absolute fucking best.

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Stormy Daniels Got A Blue Dress Too! (OR IS IT GOLD?)

This'll knock Obama's sperm off the front pages.

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The Five Most MEEEEEEOW HISS Moments In This Week's House Intelligence Committee Hearing

DAMN GIRL DAMN!

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Dude Who Killed Bin Laden Tells Cadet Bone Spurs To Shove Dumb Military Parade Up His Ass

Everybody hates President LoudStupid and his dumb parade begging.

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Trump And Sarah Huckabee Sanders Hope Democrats Don't FORCE THEM To Kick DREAMers In Face Repeatedly

CHRIST, what an asshole.

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Sniveling Piss Wipe Tom Cotton Gonna Call The Cops On Your Nana For SAYING WORDS TO HIM

LOL OMG this is so fucking pathetic, we can't stop laughing.

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President Good Brain Sat Down With Reuters, Showed 'Em Which One Is 'Camel'

So glad we settled the question of whether Trump has dementia or not!

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White House Doc Says President Beef Poots Only Weighs 239 Pounds, So That's Some Bullshit

Also says Trump has a very good brain, to which we reply LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

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Seb Gorka's Mustang Is Firin' On All 4 Cylinders Right Now!

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Julian Assange Is An Absolute Piece Of Sh*t. And Now You Have To Defend Him.

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