The Top Two Sickest Pete Souza #TrumpBurns In The Past 48 Hours, Because He Only Did It Twice Pete Souza continues to be the absolute fucking best. Evan Hurst News 27 Feb 2018
Stormy Daniels Got A Blue Dress Too! (OR IS IT GOLD?) This'll knock Obama's sperm off the front pages. Evan Hurst News 15 Feb 2018
The Five Most MEEEEEEOW HISS Moments In This Week's House Intelligence Committee Hearing DAMN GIRL DAMN! Evan Hurst News 09 Feb 2018
Dude Who Killed Bin Laden Tells Cadet Bone Spurs To Shove Dumb Military Parade Up His Ass Everybody hates President LoudStupid and his dumb parade begging. Evan Hurst News 08 Feb 2018
Trump And Sarah Huckabee Sanders Hope Democrats Don't FORCE THEM To Kick DREAMers In Face Repeatedly CHRIST, what an asshole. Evan Hurst News 24 Jan 2018
Sniveling Piss Wipe Tom Cotton Gonna Call The Cops On Your Nana For SAYING WORDS TO HIM LOL OMG this is so fucking pathetic, we can't stop laughing. Evan Hurst News 18 Jan 2018
President Good Brain Sat Down With Reuters, Showed 'Em Which One Is 'Camel' So glad we settled the question of whether Trump has dementia or not! Evan Hurst News 18 Jan 2018
White House Doc Says President Beef Poots Only Weighs 239 Pounds, So That's Some Bullshit Also says Trump has a very good brain, to which we reply LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! Evan Hurst News 16 Jan 2018
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