Donald Trump Has Learned Some New #GeographyFacts About Texas IT'S BIG, DID YOU HEAR IT'S BIG? Evan Hurst News 11 Apr 2019
President Bugf*ck's New Year's Resolution Clearly 'Be More Bugf*ck' It's nice when it's a resolution you can keep. Evan Hurst News 02 Jan 2019
Fox News Shitmouth Has Thoughts About John McCain, To Shit Out His Mouth He seems nice. Evan Hurst News 10 May 2018
US Military Commanders Just Saying It Would Be Cool If Trump Pulled His Thumbs Out Of His Ass Has this EVER happened before? Evan Hurst News 30 Mar 2018
Obama Took His Time Machine To Visit Hurricane Katrina Victims *Before He Was Even President* ALTERNATIVE FACTS. Evan Hurst News 30 Aug 2017
Mitch McConnell Makes Turtle-Piddle All Over Trump Impeachment Trial (Liveblog, Day One!) Impeachment
Alan Dershowitz Is Keeping His Panties On For This Impeachment, So Don't Even Bother Asking Impeachment
