Did Two Syphilitic Raccoons Just F*ck Each Other To Death In The Rose Garden, Or Was That Just Trump's Brain?

'I didn't need to do this,' said the president, about the NATIONAL EMERGY he just declared.

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James O'Keefe Caught Beto's People Feeding The Hungry, And Ted Cruz Is PISSED

These staffers are so fucking Christ-like you're gonna throw up.

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Airlines Invite DHS Spox Tyler Houlton To Fly The Friendly GO FUCK YOURSELF

He seems nice.

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