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President Good Brain At The Border Having Wall-Gasms About Wheels Again

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At Least President Bugf*ck Isn't Saying NO COLLUSION Anymore, Just Kidding Yes He Is

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Let's Liveblog Nancy Pelosi Taking Back That Gavel And Immediately Beating The Sh*t Out Of Everybody With It!

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