Donald Trump Is Out Of His F*cking Gourd Today Wonder what's lodged up his leaking ass. Evan Hurst News 26 Jun 2019
IT'S ALL FINE. Wonkagenda For Mon., March 11, 2019 Trump's bigass budget, the horse race for 2020, and Erik Prince miiiight have lied to congress. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 11 Mar 2019
Kamala Harris Was On 'The Daily Show' And It Was Delightful And You Watch It Right Now! President Kamala Harris is going to be so great. Evan Hurst News 21 Feb 2019
Trump's Executive Time Golfing Ketchup Omelet National Emergency Holiday Whack-Off Weekend Was Pretty Chill This is not what normal people do on vacation. Evan Hurst News 18 Feb 2019
Did Two Syphilitic Raccoons Just F*ck Each Other To Death In The Rose Garden, Or Was That Just Trump's Brain? 'I didn't need to do this,' said the president, about the NATIONAL EMERGY he just declared. Evan Hurst News 15 Feb 2019
Trump Says One Smart Thing, Goes Back To Being Dipsh*t No, really! He said a smart thing that was also HUMAN! Evan Hurst News 04 Feb 2019
President Whine-Baby Climbs Into Maggie Haberman's Arms, Cries It Out 'Sometimes you just have to let them cry it out,' Maggie Haberman may or may not have said to Peter Baker after the interview was over. Evan Hurst News 01 Feb 2019
Kamala Harris Answers All Your Burning Questions. Even The Dumb Ones. We are just fooling, none of the questions were dumb. Evan Hurst News 29 Jan 2019
