IT'S ALL FINE. Wonkagenda For Mon., March 11, 2019

Trump's bigass budget, the horse race for 2020, and Erik Prince miiiight have lied to congress. Your morning news brief!

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Kamala Harris Was On 'The Daily Show' And It Was Delightful And You Watch It Right Now!

President Kamala Harris is going to be so great.

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Trump's Executive Time Golfing Ketchup Omelet National Emergency Holiday Whack-Off Weekend Was Pretty Chill

This is not what normal people do on vacation.

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Did Two Syphilitic Raccoons Just F*ck Each Other To Death In The Rose Garden, Or Was That Just Trump's Brain?

'I didn't need to do this,' said the president, about the NATIONAL EMERGY he just declared.

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Trump Says One Smart Thing, Goes Back To Being Dipsh*t

No, really! He said a smart thing that was also HUMAN!

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President Whine-Baby Climbs Into Maggie Haberman's Arms, Cries It Out

'Sometimes you just have to let them cry it out,' Maggie Haberman may or may not have said to Peter Baker after the interview was over.

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Kamala Harris Answers All Your Burning Questions. Even The Dumb Ones.

We are just fooling, none of the questions were dumb.

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What's Shakin', Mitch McConnell? Does Your Life SPARK JOY?

Sad turtle is sad :(

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At Least Tucker Carlson Still Has His Girlish Laugh

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Kamala Harris Equal Pay Proposal Nanny State Boo Hoo Oh No WAAAH

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How's Trump Sh*tting On The Troops This Memorial Day? Get A Load Of THIS!

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