Trump's Nixon Moment. Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 6, 2019

Democrats refuse to stand for Trump's American carnage, Stacey Abrams is PERFECT, and Robert Mueller is following the rubles. Your morning news brief!

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Mike Pompeo Hopes To Kill State Dept In Time To C*ckblock Kris Kobach In Kansas

If anyone can do it, it's this guy!

Congress

Oh Fiddlesticks, Hope Jefferson Butterscotch Sessions Didn't Lie To Robert Mueller Too Much!

BIG NEWS IN THE ROBERT MUELLER INVESTIGATION!

Russia

♪ It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Prison! ♪ Wonkagenda for Wed., Dec. 27, 2017

Santa Mueller has a present for Paul Manafort, Trump's cabinet is hiding from the press, and Mike Huckabee goes to the movies. Your morning news brief.

Elections

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Washington Post Says Trump's Hard-On For Russia Has Fucked America BIGLY

Thanks, Trump! You're just as bad as we thought you'd be, and worse!

Russia

Ryan Zinke SCAM PACS???? Well, Knock Us Over With Half A Percent Of The Take

Boy, this Interior Secretary, I don't know.

News

Trump's Cabinet Off The Damn Rails

You don't have to be crazy to work there, but... OK, you actually DO have to be crazy.

Science

Steve Mnuchin Asked For Military Jet For Honeymoon Because He Is Only A Three Hundred Millionaire, LOL, Poor

Time for another edition of 'Lifestyles of the Rich and Clueless'

News

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Pete Buttigieg, If You're Not Busy, This Nice Gentleman Has Some Questions About Butt-Play

Culture Wars

Border Patriot Made Up Cancer Boy, Stole Truck, Told Copper 'I Am America'

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Trump's Nixon Moment. Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 6, 2019

Democrats refuse to stand for Trump's American carnage, Stacey Abrams is PERFECT, and Robert Mueller is following the rubles. Your morning news brief!

Mike Pompeo Hopes To Kill State Dept In Time To C*ckblock Kris Kobach In Kansas

If anyone can do it, it's this guy!

Oh Fiddlesticks, Hope Jefferson Butterscotch Sessions Didn't Lie To Robert Mueller Too Much!

BIG NEWS IN THE ROBERT MUELLER INVESTIGATION!

SUPPORT THE CAUSE

Washington Post Says Trump's Hard-On For Russia Has Fucked America BIGLY

Thanks, Trump! You're just as bad as we thought you'd be, and worse!

Ryan Zinke SCAM PACS???? Well, Knock Us Over With Half A Percent Of The Take

Boy, this Interior Secretary, I don't know.

Trump's Cabinet Off The Damn Rails

You don't have to be crazy to work there, but... OK, you actually DO have to be crazy.

Steve Mnuchin Asked For Military Jet For Honeymoon Because He Is Only A Three Hundred Millionaire, LOL, Poor

Time for another edition of 'Lifestyles of the Rich and Clueless'

SUPPORT THE CAUSE

Help Him! Help The Bombardier! Or The Blogger!

Pete Buttigieg, If You're Not Busy, This Nice Gentleman Has Some Questions About Butt-Play

Sorry Steve Mnuchin, What's 'Illegal' Is YOUR FACE

Border Patriot Made Up Cancer Boy, Stole Truck, Told Copper 'I Am America'

Alabama Republicans Too Stupid To Know Infanticide Is Already Illegal

Newsletter

An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!

Brett Kavanaugh Just Made Susan Collins A Liar

ENTIRE SENATE TELLS DONALD TRUMP TO GO EAT A F*CK