Trump: DURRRRRRRRR ADAM SCHIFF WHISTLEBLOWER PHONY EMOLUMENTS OBAMA NETFLIX? OBAMA NETFLIX?!?!?!

Stephanie Grisham has requested that we report today's Cabinet meeting accurately.

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President Good Brain Invents Fourth Of July

WHAT WILL HE COME UP WITH NEXT?

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We Knew Trump Was Probably A Russian Intelligence Asset, But HOLY F*CK

If you watched Rachel Maddow last night, you'll see that the thing that was bothering her is also SERIOUSLY bothering us.

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President Bugfck's New Year's Resolution Clearly 'Be More Bugfck'

It's nice when it's a resolution you can keep.

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