Trump: DURRRRRRRRR ADAM SCHIFF WHISTLEBLOWER PHONY EMOLUMENTS OBAMA NETFLIX? OBAMA NETFLIX?!?!?! Stephanie Grisham has requested that we report today's Cabinet meeting accurately. Evan Hurst Trump 21 Oct 2019
President Good Brain Invents Fourth Of July WHAT WILL HE COME UP WITH NEXT? Evan Hurst News 13 Feb 2019
We Knew Trump Was Probably A Russian Intelligence Asset, But HOLY F*CK If you watched Rachel Maddow last night, you'll see that the thing that was bothering her is also SERIOUSLY bothering us. Evan Hurst News 04 Jan 2019
President Bugf*ck's New Year's Resolution Clearly 'Be More Bugf*ck' It's nice when it's a resolution you can keep. Evan Hurst News 02 Jan 2019
Ben Carson Says Grace Before Mike Pence Eats Trump's Ass Just a normal Cabinet meeting in Trump's America. Evan Hurst News 20 Dec 2017
Your Weekly Top Ten Is In Gay Love With Kamala Harris And Martin Heinrich YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst News 17 Jun 2017
I Had Never Thought I'd Actually SEE A Blow Job In The White House Trump's first Cabinet meeting, everyone. killermartinis News 12 Jun 2017
