Your Weekly Top Ten Gonna Go Jump In A Lake YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst popular 22 Jun 2019
Trump's Sugar Daddy Has Lost That Horny Feeling Robert and Rebekah Mercer aren't happy with their 'investment.' Evan Hurst News 19 Jun 2019
​Grumpy The Clown Too Grumpy To Run For President. Oh, Grumpy! President ClownDick McSad is in a bad mood, you guys. Evan Hurst News 11 Jun 2019
If You Had 'Guy Who Likes Chickens In His Kiddie Porn' On Your Trump Scandal Bingo Card, YOU WIN! Gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross. Evan Hurst Russia 04 Jun 2019
Trump's UK State Visit Off To Smashing Start, Pip Pip You Betcha! How many ways can he embarrass America between now and Wednesday? Evan Hurst News 03 Jun 2019
​Don McGahn To Congress: LOCK! ME! UP! LOCK! ME! UP! LOCK! ME! UP! Boy is playing with FIRE. Evan Hurst News 21 May 2019
RUSSIA, IF YOU'RE LISTENING ... Trump's data guru stinky hairball person Brad Parscale has a prediction for 2020. Or is it an instruction? Evan Hurst Russia 29 Apr 2019
Ex-White House Counsel Don McGahn Ready For His Close-Up, Mr. DeMille! Baby, you're a star! Evan Hurst Russia 23 Apr 2019
Trump Retweets Notorious British Racist Katie Hopkins In Order To Prove He Isn't Racist Post-Racial America
Elijah Cummings Just Asking SDNY If There's Anybody's Ass He Ought To Beat Right Now (Hint Hint!)​ News
