The Fake Electors Plot As Basically Written By The Coen Brothers, Woodchipper Included

I mean, we could have the AI chatbot actually write us that, but here's the January 6 report anyway.

IVANKA AND JARED DID NOT BREAK UP WITH TRUMP, TRUMP BROKE UP WITH THEM!

Oh FUCK he is mad.

Joe Biden Also Too Has Some MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENTS

Nobody can resist kicking Donald Trump while he's down.