In Tonight's Performance, The Role Of 'Devin Nunes's Cow' Will Be Played By George Conway

President Shithole will be understudying for Devin Nunes, of course.

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A GOP Congressman Just Stole Devin Nunes's Favorite Love Cow

Doug Collins thought he was gonna OWN THE LIBS when he released the transcript of the House's interview with Bruce Ohr. That is not what happened.

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596,852 Low-Level Offenders Who Got Off Worse Than Paul Manafort, Who Is Blameless And Pure Of Heart

It was hard to pick just 596,852!

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Paul Manafort Is A Lover, Not A Fighter. He Can Go Home Now, Yes?

This man right here .... !

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Trump Won't Let Russia Steal 2020 Election For Him, LOL Just Kidding Yes He Will

It's his only play.

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Devin Nunes Didn't F*ck A Cow When FBI Opened Trump-Russia Investigation, Dunno What His Deal Is Now

More delicious GOSSIP TRUTH from Andrew McCabe!

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We've Asked This Before, But WHAT F*CKING SECRET IS PAUL MANAFORT WILLING TO DIE IN PRISON TO KEEP FOR TRUMP AND RUSSIA?

Whatever Paul Manafort's hiding about Trump and Russia, he's willing to give up the rest of his life to keep it hidden.

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Can Somebody Hold Eric Swalwell's Beer While He Kicks Richard Burr Square In The Dick?

We're beginning to think we can't trust that Richard Burr!

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BREAKING: ROBERT MUELLER DID THE THING

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TFW You're Trying To Give Kim Jong Un A Reacharound But Mnuchin Won't Get Off Your Jock

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