Roger Stone Charms Jury By Staying Off Witness Stand Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day. Liz Dye Featured 12 Nov 2019
Trump's Final Homeless Solution Will Be TERRIFIC, By Which We Mean Terrifying. Policy ideas from Soylent Green seldom work out well. Doktor Zoom Class War 13 Sep 2019
Trump Idiots Sh*tting Bed Over Joaquin Castro Revealing Top Secret Public Info About Them Holy fuck these people are stupid. Evan Hurst News 07 Aug 2019
President Yap-Stupid Workin' Hard Today, Just Kidding He's Hate-Tweeting At Clouds WHINE WHINE WHINE WHINE WHINE. Evan Hurst News 06 Aug 2019
Your Weekly Top Ten Gonna Go Jump In A Lake YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst News 22 Jun 2019
Trump's Sugar Daddy Has Lost That Horny Feeling Robert and Rebekah Mercer aren't happy with their 'investment.' Evan Hurst News 19 Jun 2019
​Grumpy The Clown Too Grumpy To Run For President. Oh, Grumpy! President ClownDick McSad is in a bad mood, you guys. Evan Hurst News 11 Jun 2019
If You Had 'Guy Who Likes Chickens In His Kiddie Porn' On Your Trump Scandal Bingo Card, YOU WIN! Gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross. Evan Hurst News 04 Jun 2019
