Trump Knows Oranges Of Mueller Probe, But Doesn't Know Oranges Of Own Father :(

Another day, another batshit press availability with Donald Trump.

Did Two Syphilitic Raccoons Just F*ck Each Other To Death In The Rose Garden, Or Was That Just Trump's Brain?

'I didn't need to do this,' said the president, about the NATIONAL EMERGY he just declared.

Post-Racial America

Undocumented Lady Who Wiped Trump's Make-Up Off His Granny Panties Will Probably Be Deported Soon, So ...

WOW, this story.

Post-Racial America

GOP Like 'F*ck Yeah, Dude, Let's Piss On The Guy Who Killed Bin Laden!'

Next they'll be shitting on Gold Star families.