Did Two Syphilitic Raccoons Just F*ck Each Other To Death In The Rose Garden, Or Was That Just Trump's Brain?

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10 Out Of 10 Trump Intel Chiefs Agree Trump Is Utterly Full Of Sh*t

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At Least President Bugf*ck Isn't Saying NO COLLUSION Anymore, Just Kidding Yes He Is

And more dispatches from the most batshit press gaggle Trump has done in at least TWO WEEKS!

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LOL President Dumb Shit Got Played On North Korea, Can You Believe It?

You are not gonna believe this, but North Korea is making Donald Trump look like an idiot.

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Robert Mueller All Up In Jared Kushner's Fucked Up Money Business Again, Oh Shit!

Come on down, Jared, it's YOUR TURN AGAIN!

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Your Weekly Top Ten Is Just Not Sure About Trump's War On Syria

Let's gossip about the week's top stories!

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Donald Trump Very Busy Man, Does Not Have Time For Silly Press Conferences!

If you had a schedule this busy, you would cancel press conferences about your conflicts of interest too!

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George And Kellyanne Conway Fighting Again, About How Her Boss Is Psychopath Who Will Kill Us All

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GOP Now Just Being Racist About White People

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