Trump, China Have Such Perfect Call No One Can Ever Hear It Until Heat Death Of Universe WHAT'S IN THE VAULLLLTTTT. Evan Hurst News 04 Oct 2019
Trump Can Add 'GINA To His Articles Of Impeachment, Please? Gonna get so many articles of impeachment, he's gonna get sick of articles of impeachment! Evan Hurst Impeachment 03 Oct 2019
Stable Genius Will Fix Economy He F*cked Up By ... Just Kidding, He Has No Plan Trump 2020! For people who really ARE sick of winning! Evan Hurst News 04 Sep 2019
Loser Trump Wants To Win Something, Instead Of Losing All The Time Like Big Dumb Loser DO NOT CONGRATULATE. Evan Hurst News 29 Aug 2019
If It's Sunday, President Whine-Stupid Gonna Whine On Twitter ALL DAMN DAY If Donald Trump was your dad, you'd put him in a home and 'forget' to visit him ever again. Evan Hurst News 19 Aug 2019
Hong Kong Splainer. Spoiler Alert: They're Better Than Us It's like a Women's March. But every day. Five Dollar Feminist Featured 13 Aug 2019
Trump Goes Back For Thirds At The All You Can Eat Humiliation China Buffet Farmers already get that 'trade war bad.' President McDeals, not so much! Five Dollar Feminist News 08 May 2019
Did Two Syphilitic Raccoons Just F*ck Each Other To Death In The Rose Garden, Or Was That Just Trump's Brain? 'I didn't need to do this,' said the president, about the NATIONAL EMERGY he just declared. Evan Hurst News 15 Feb 2019
Trump: DURRRRRRRRR ADAM SCHIFF WHISTLEBLOWER PHONY EMOLUMENTS OBAMA NETFLIX? OBAMA NETFLIX?!?!?! Trump
Rudy Giuliani Says He Never Met Ukrainian Oligarch Dmitry Firtash, And You Can Take That To The Bank! Ukraine
