If It's Sunday, President Whine-Stupid Gonna Whine On Twitter ALL DAMN DAY If Donald Trump was your dad, you'd put him in a home and 'forget' to visit him ever again. Evan Hurst News 19 Aug 2019
Hong Kong Splainer. Spoiler Alert: They're Better Than Us It's like a Women's March. But every day. Five Dollar Feminist Featured 13 Aug 2019
Trump Goes Back For Thirds At The All You Can Eat Humiliation China Buffet Farmers already get that 'trade war bad.' President McDeals, not so much! Five Dollar Feminist News 08 May 2019
Did Two Syphilitic Raccoons Just F*ck Each Other To Death In The Rose Garden, Or Was That Just Trump's Brain? 'I didn't need to do this,' said the president, about the NATIONAL EMERGY he just declared. Evan Hurst Post-Racial America 15 Feb 2019
10 Out Of 10 Trump Intel Chiefs Agree Trump Is Utterly Full Of Sh*t We're sure this is fine. Evan Hurst Russia 30 Jan 2019
At Least President Bugf*ck Isn't Saying NO COLLUSION Anymore, Just Kidding Yes He Is And more dispatches from the most batshit press gaggle Trump has done in at least TWO WEEKS! Evan Hurst Russia 10 Jan 2019
LOL President Dumb Shit Got Played On North Korea, Can You Believe It? You are not gonna believe this, but North Korea is making Donald Trump look like an idiot. Evan Hurst Culture 16 May 2018
Robert Mueller All Up In Jared Kushner's Fucked Up Money Business Again, Oh Shit! Come on down, Jared, it's YOUR TURN AGAIN! Evan Hurst Russia 20 Feb 2018
Totally Real News Outlet 'Epoch Times' Loves Trump, Falun Gong, Heterosexual Healing, And Just Floating Right There Up In The Air Post-Racial America
