'Still A Believer In Santa?' Wonkagenda For Wed., Dec. 26, 2018 Trump insults a seven-year-old, and holds the country hostage. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 26 Dec 2018
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Ready For Santa To Bring Us Booze, Probably YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst News 22 Dec 2018
White House Forgot To Hire Babysitter For Trump's Christmas Vacation, Oh Sh*t! This is bad. Very bad. Evan Hurst News 18 Dec 2018
Wingnut GOP Congressman Thanks Trump For Giving America Throbbing Erection For Christmas GOD BLESS US, EVERYONE. Evan Hurst News 22 Dec 2017
That Motherfucker Trump Is Probably Going To Ruin Christmas, So Get Ready, America! In Trump's America, we deck the halls and roast chestnuts and check our phones every hour to make sure fuckhead hasn't fired Robert Mueller. FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA! Evan Hurst News 18 Dec 2017
