Trump Commemorates 9/11 By Whining Like A Goddamn Baby, What A Shock #NeverForget! Evan Hurst News 11 Sep 2018
President Words Brain Knows How Mommy Makes The Turkey, And It Is Called 'Gestation' We think Mary Trump may have been DOIN' IT 'RONG. Evan Hurst News 22 Aug 2018
Trump Lawyers' Chickenshit Game Over Robert Mueller Interview Enters Eighth Chickenshit Month Jesus Christ, make it stop. Evan Hurst Russia 09 Aug 2018
Trump Is Super-Fucked With Robert Mueller, And Rudy Giuliani Knows It Here are all your very dumb updates about Donald Trump and his very dumb lawyers! Evan Hurst Russia 02 Aug 2018
Don't Look Now, But President Baby-Shits Is HAVING A GODDAMN CONNIPTION Maybe the baby just has gas. Evan Hurst Russia 01 Aug 2018
How Many Trump-Russia Treasons Does Michael Cohen Know About? ALL OF THEM, KATIE! Cohen is reportedly prepared to tell Robert Mueller that Donald Trump knew all about Junior's Trump Tower treason meeting BEFORE IT EVEN HAPPENED. Evan Hurst Russia 27 Jul 2018
Michael Cohen Secretly Taped His Trump Chats About Playboy Playmate Peener Pay-Offs, So That's Fun! Rudy Giuliani says this clears Trump, so CASE DISMISSED! Evan Hurst News 20 Jul 2018
Robert Mueller Will Not Hestitate To Shove This Subpoena Directly Up Trump's Ass DO IT DO IT DO IT. Evan Hurst Russia 02 May 2018
Brian Kemp Whines Stacey Abrams Won't Excuse Him From Debate To Go Lick Trump's Balls 2018 State and Local Elections
An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!
