Mazie Hirono Dickpunches Bill Barr In The Teeth, Doesn't Even Say 'Aloha' This is the best video you will ever see this week. Evan Hurst News 01 May 2019
Government Ethics Chief Resigns To Spend More Time With Anyone Not Named Trump He's looking forward to a more realistic task, like building a perpetual motion machine or training cats to come when called. Doktor Zoom News 06 Jul 2017
Everybody Calling Bullshit On Turkey's Fake-Ass Election, Except Idiot Donald Trump Is there a foreign dictator Trump DOESN'T love? Evan Hurst News 19 Apr 2017
Craven Dicksnot Rep. Jason Chaffetz CAN'T WAIT To Investigate Obama's 'Wire Tapp' On Trump! Jason Chaffetz needs to go feast on a bag of dicks. Evan Hurst News 06 Mar 2017
Maybe Bestest GOP Senator Ever Susan Collins Can Get Trump's Taxes For Us! Sen. Collins said the Senate Intelligence Committee might subpoena Trump's tax returns! MAKE IT SO, SENATOR. Evan Hurst News 23 Feb 2017
Smegma-Faced Jason Chaffetz Literally Addicted To Hillary Clinton's Emails, Please Send Help Now he wants criminal charges against the IT guy who set up Hillary's server, because why not? Evan Hurst News 17 Feb 2017
Trump Bans Immigration From Muslim Countries Without Trump Hotels Here's an immigration policy that will finally provide an answer to the question, 'Why do they hate us?' Doktor Zoom News 27 Jan 2017
Donald Trump's Idiot Pal Newt Gingrich Really Needs To STFU Newt Gingrich says if Donald Trump breaks all the rules, we should just change the rules so he's not breaking them anymore. Evan Hurst News 21 Dec 2016
