Trump UNSTUPID Enough To Do Any Crimes He Wants, According To Trump!

You betcha, mister president, sir!

Shorter CNN: 'Lie To Me, Corey Lewandowski! LIE TO ME, LIE TO ME, LIE TO ME!'

STOP. BOOKING. HIM. GODDAMMIT.

Congress To Hold Hearings On How Gross Trump's Yeti Pubes Really Are

Just no visual aids of the Mario Kart dick, please. The whole world is trying to eat lunch right now.

Yep, Michael Cohen Is A Criminal. Sounds Like His Boss And Hope Hicks Are Too!

All of these fuckers should be in prison.