Check Out President Brain Hemorrhoids' 1993 Plan To Become King Of England By F*cking Lady Di! Out of your league, bro, and also NOT HOW THAT WORKS. Evan Hurst News 05 Jun 2019
Donald Trump Loves The Stupid And Violent And oh in Montana they love him right back. Liz Dye News 19 Oct 2018
President Stable Genius Knows Where 'Nipple' Is. DO U? 'I'll take Catch The Semen for $500, Trebek.' Evan Hurst News 14 Aug 2018
Sean Hannity Can't Believe Savage Gargoyle Hillary Clinton Would Suggest Fox News Does Not Like Her Fox News Exclusive: HILLARY IS AT IT AGAIN! CAN YOU BELIEVE HER? Evan Hurst News 04 Apr 2018
Howie Kurtz Book Says Trump Is Huge Idiot In Different Ways From Michael Wolff Book WHOA IF TRUE. Evan Hurst News 22 Jan 2018
Your Weekly Top Ten Has A VERY GOOD DOG YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst News 20 Jan 2018
President Good Brain Sat Down With Reuters, Showed 'Em Which One Is 'Camel' So glad we settled the question of whether Trump has dementia or not! Evan Hurst News 18 Jan 2018
White House Doc Says President Beef Poots Only Weighs 239 Pounds, So That's Some Bullshit Also says Trump has a very good brain, to which we reply LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! Evan Hurst News 16 Jan 2018
Light A Candle, Knock On Wood, Turn Around Three Times, And Spit, Because SCOTUS Is Ruling On Trump's Tax Returns SCOTUS
