Here's Where Ivanka 'N' Jared Will Gay Bang Each Other When They Move To Washington A tasteful and grand home in which to plan world domination and do sex to each other. Evan Hurst News 04 Jan 2017
Trump Transition Team Talking Muslim Registry, Probably Just Kidding Around This will NEVER be the new normal. Evan Hurst News 16 Nov 2016
Donald Trump Just As Excited About Chelsea Bombing As You'd Imagine Trump's probably pretty sure this is good news for Trump! Evan Hurst News 19 Sep 2016
Donald Trump's Dallas Statement Full Of Ennui Over Racial Tensions He Actively Incited He's sending thoughts and prayers though! Evan Hurst News 08 Jul 2016
Orlando Imam's Message So Beautiful, Donald Trump Might Even Let Him Stay In America Listen to these wise words. Evan Hurst News 15 Jun 2016
GOP Senator Says Be Sweet To Donald Trump, For He Is But A Tiny Suckling Infant Meanwhile, Mitch McConnell would like Trump to stop playing with himself, pull his pants up and USE HIS WORDS. Evan Hurst News 07 Jun 2016
New London Mayor Not Interested In Being Donald Trump's Token Muslim BFF For Some Reason Donald Trump might not even kill the new mayor of London's whole family! (But also he might.) Evan Hurst News 10 May 2016
Hillary Clinton Ads Just A Bunch Of Clips Of Donald Trump Schlonging Himself In The Mouth Hillary Clinton releases two anti-Trump ads, and trust, they are delightful! Evan Hurst News 05 May 2016
Nancy Pelosi Creating Committee To Watchdog Trump's Coronavirus F*ckups, And Fox News Is MAD fox news
