President Heckuva-Job Not Going To Work Until NOON These Days NOON WE SAID F*CKING NOON

God Jesus motherfucker RAAAAAAAAAAGE%^#*@(!&%()%&@&^@^!

A Children's Treasury Of Doctors And Bleach-Makers Saying DURRRRRRRRR DON'T EAT IT!

Because it needs to be said.

DEAR FOX NEWS VIEWERS: DO NOT INJECT YOURSELF WITH BLEACH OR TRY TO SWALLOW A TANNING BED

Oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God.