Take A Break From The Crazy With Governor Polling Funtimes! Don't worry, crazy will be right back. Liz Dye Trump 24 Sep 2018
Trump Idiots: Really, Is 'Grabbing Them By The Pussy' Even *Wrong*? Sen. Jeff Sessions can't figure out if it's sexual assault, and Trump campaign manager Kellyanne Conway is all PFFFFFT EVERYBODY DOES IT. Evan Hurst News 10 Oct 2016
Lindsey Graham Two Jameson Shots Away From Shrieking, 'I'm With Her, Y'all!' Lindsey Graham is APPALLED, we tell you, APPALLED, by Donald Trump's impolite racism! Evan Hurst News 07 Jun 2016
Congressional Republicans Finally Accepting Reality That Trump Is Their New Daddy Kaili Joy Gray News 24 Feb 2016
Mitch McConnell Makes Turtle-Piddle All Over Trump Impeachment Trial (Liveblog, Day One!) Impeachment
Alan Dershowitz Is Keeping His Panties On For This Impeachment, So Don't Even Bother Asking Impeachment
