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Goddamn Donald Trump for making us defend this man. AGAIN.

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You Won't Believe This, But Trump's 'Fox & Friends' Interview Was BATFUCKING INSANE

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Robert Mueller Already Knows How Guilty Trump Is, So Screw An Interview

SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED, YOU'RE FUCKING GUILTY.

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