Trump's Airport Auntie Anne's Pretzel Stand Summit With Irish PM Went Well TFW the American president tells the prime minister of Ireland to build the wall and we all die a little bit inside. Evan Hurst News 06 Jun 2019
Happy Thanksgiving, America! The President's Brain Is Broken. Trump's Fox News interview was ... well, it happened! Evan Hurst News 19 Nov 2018
Trump's Matt Whitaker Appointment Turning Into ClownF*ck Of 'Jacob Wohl' Proportions MAN, the Deep State must hate this guy! Evan Hurst News 12 Nov 2018
Sexxxy Emmanuel Macron Snuggles Donald Trump So Melania And America Don't Have To Yay, Donald's dashing boyfriend is in town! Evan Hurst News 24 Apr 2018
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Sick And Tired Of All These Incredibly Slow News Weeks YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst News 22 Jul 2017
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Right Tuckered Out From All This Trump Jr. Russian Bullhockey! YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst News 15 Jul 2017
Trump Grabs French First Lady's Arm By Pussy, Then Pervs All Over Her. Diplomacy! GODDAMMIT, WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM? Evan Hurst News 13 Jul 2017
Ted Cruz Positively Outraged That The Government Would Interfere With His Reproductive Rights Feminininism
Rand Paul Thinks YouTube Has Some Obligation To Torture Its Users With Clips Of Him Speaking Impeachment
Florida Man May Refuse Dialysis If He Can't Bring Cardboard Cutout Of Trump With Him For Emotional Support Trump
Economist Suggests Infecting A Ton Of People With Coronavirus In Order To Help People With Coronavirus Healthcare
