What Did Trump Promise To The President Of Ukraine? Or Russia? Or, You Know, Whomever? If Wonkette's right about this, MUST CREDIT WONKETTE. Evan Hurst News 19 Sep 2019
​And Now For Something Completely Different, The President's Brain Is Broken OBAMA NETFLIX?????? Evan Hurst Featured 16 Sep 2019
Your Weekly Top Ten Is OUT OF TOWN YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst News 31 Aug 2019
​Is Trump A Russian Asset, A Stupid Idiot, Or ALL OF THEM, KATIE? Spies And Former Spies Say You Betcha! None of their answers are comforting. Evan Hurst News 30 Aug 2019
Loser Trump Wants To Win Something, Instead Of Losing All The Time Like Big Dumb Loser DO NOT CONGRATULATE. Evan Hurst News 29 Aug 2019
We Need To Talk Some More About President BabbleSh*t's Humiliating G7 Performance Is his brain leaking all the way out of his head? Is he a Russian asset? Or is it both? Evan Hurst News 27 Aug 2019
Trump Bumblef*cks His Way Through Another G7, DO NOT CONGRATULATE America's national embarrassment continues. Evan Hurst News 26 Aug 2019
​KING TRUMP HEREBY ORDERS Hahahahahahahahahahaha Shut Up President Chosen One is having a day, y'all. Evan Hurst News 23 Aug 2019
