Yep, Michael Cohen Is A Criminal. Sounds Like His Boss And Hope Hicks Are Too! All of these fuckers should be in prison. Evan Hurst News 18 Jul 2019
Let's Liveblog Steve Bannon's Life And See If It Sends Us Into A Tailspin ... Of LOLs! Man, if our week sucked this much, we'd dissolve it in an acid-filled bathtub in Florida, just kidding no we wouldn't. Evan Hurst News 31 Oct 2018
Trump's New Lie About Russian Treason Meeting Allows For Possibility Trump Jr. Is Massive Fuckup THE FUCK YOU SAY! Evan Hurst News 14 Aug 2018
Robert Mueller Knows Who Is The Collusion, And It Is Donald Trump And His Cat Butthole Mouth! Pop the popcorn, shit is getting GOOD. Evan Hurst News 01 Mar 2018
Ben Carson Says Grace Before Mike Pence Eats Trump's Ass Just a normal Cabinet meeting in Trump's America. Evan Hurst News 20 Dec 2017
Trump Officially Less Popular Than Ass Lice, And We Have Women To Thank! SEVENTY-FIVE PERCENT of American women are pretty much ready for Donald Trump to fuck RIGHT off. Evan Hurst News 08 Dec 2017
Deranged Orange Jackass Wandering White House Searching For Obama's Real Birf Certifkit BREAKING: Donald Trump has lost his fucking marbles again. Evan Hurst News 29 Nov 2017
Trump Says Trump Was Lying When He Admitted To Being Pussgrabbing Trash Baby Who you gonna believe? Donald Trump or Donald Trump? Evan Hurst News 27 Nov 2017
We *Think* Democrats Would Like Some Witnesses And Documents. Impeachment Liveblog, Day Three! Impeachment
