Dumb Stupid Donald Trump SO EXCITED To Be A Subject Of Robert Mueller's Investigation! He just LOVES being the subject! Evan Hurst News 04 Apr 2018
President Loud Stupid Talked To Reporters Without Adult Supervision Again. It Went Just Great. Trump CAN'T WAIT to testify before Robert Mueller's grand jury! Just kidding, Trump's lawyer says that is fake news. Evan Hurst News 25 Jan 2018
James Comey Kept A Motherfucking Paper Trail On Trump Because COMEY. IS. A. MOTHERFUCKING. BEAST. UH OH HERE COMES COMEY! Evan Hurst News 16 May 2017
Oh Hell, Let's Liveblog Sean Spicer Emerging From The Bushes And Stepping On His Dick FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE! Evan Hurst News 12 May 2017
Trump Dinner: He Moved On Comey Like A Bitch, But He Couldn't Get There! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH DONALD TRUMP? Evan Hurst News 12 May 2017
Here Are All The Best (Pee) Leaks About Trump Firing James Comey In An INSANE RAGE! Fuck the White House's lies, because the REAL TRUTH is coming out! Evan Hurst News 11 May 2017
Let's Liveblog Sarah Huckabee Sanders Lying About Comey Firing, Just Like Daddy Taught Her! Sean Spicer has the day off, because he's washing his grundle or something. Evan Hurst News 10 May 2017
Is Your Dick Republican Senator On This List Being Vaguely 'Good' About Comey Firing? A List! HEYO! Some Republicans are being halfway decent about the James Comey firing. IS YOUR REPUBLICAN BEING GOOD? Evan Hurst News 10 May 2017
Mitch McConnell Makes Turtle-Piddle All Over Trump Impeachment Trial (Liveblog, Day One!) Impeachment
Alan Dershowitz Is Keeping His Panties On For This Impeachment, So Don't Even Bother Asking Impeachment
