White House Doc Says Trump's Sexxx Body Bangin' As Ever (BLINK TWICE IF KNIFE TO HEAD, DUDE) Fake news. Evan Hurst Trump 01 Sep 2020
NO MINI-STROKES! NO MINI-STROKES! OOPS, DID I JUST SAY MINI-STROKES? Telling on yourself, Donald? Evan Hurst Trump 01 Sep 2020
Eric Trump With Perfect Defense: Donald Trump Too Greedy To Be Racist! SHUT UP, WONKETTE, ERIC IS, LIKE, REALLY SMART! Evan Hurst News 17 Jan 2018
MAXINE WATERS, YOU STOP HURTING THE DAILY CALLER'S RACIALLY TRANSCENDENT MLK DAY FEELINGS RIGHT NOW! Maxine Waters can say what she fucking wants, please and thanks. Evan Hurst Post-Racial America 15 Jan 2018