Eric Trump With Perfect Defense: Donald Trump Too Greedy To Be Racist! SHUT UP, WONKETTE, ERIC IS, LIKE, REALLY SMART! Evan Hurst News 17 Jan 2018
MAXINE WATERS, YOU STOP HURTING THE DAILY CALLER'S RACIALLY TRANSCENDENT MLK DAY FEELINGS RIGHT NOW! Maxine Waters can say what she fucking wants, please and thanks. Evan Hurst Post-Racial America 15 Jan 2018
Nancy Pelosi Will Tell You What A Pussy Donald Trump Is Now TELL 'EM, NANCY! Evan Hurst Culture 09 Jun 2017
Trump Doesn't Like Being Leaked On No, *besides* the Russian pee hookers, we mean. Rebecca Schoenkopf POTUS 06 Feb 2017
Trump's First Days In Office Were Epic F*ck Show, And We Can't Stop LOLing Also everybody hates Kellyanne Conway and she's been getting death threats, STOP THAT RIGHT NOW. Evan Hurst News 24 Jan 2017
It's The Final Countdown! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 19, 2017 Trump's nominees get kicked around, Bernie Sanders is a fashion icon, and DC throws Mike Pence a big, gay dance party! Dominic Gwinn POTUS 19 Jan 2017
'Journalist' Mark Halperin Has World's Most Adorable Crush On Donald Trump Halperin makes Chuck Todd look like a hard-hitting journalist. Evan Hurst News 27 Oct 2016
Donald Trump's Idiot Advisers Have Plan To Help Him Win Next Debate, Ayup, You Betcha! STEP ONE: Be nothing like Donald Trump. Evan Hurst News 28 Sep 2016
Could We Maybe Not Have Actual Nazi Richard Spencer Opining About Racism On CNN? Right Wing Extremism
Are AOC And The Gals The 'Four Horsewomen Of The Apocalypse'? Wonkette Investigates! Post-Racial America
