Trumplethinskin Whining About Twitter's Trending Topics Now Because This Is Hell Also retweeting five million things about the magic of Hydroxybonercream 3000. Typical Monday. Evan Hurst Trump 28 Jul 2020
The Top Three Times Kayleigh McEnany Stepped On A Rake This Week, So Far! Only two of them (maybe two and a half?) are about lying. Evan Hurst White House 21 May 2020
Trump Taking Hydroxybonermagic 3000, Or Maybe He's Lying, I Really Don't Care, Do U? Thoughts 'n' prayers. Evan Hurst Trump 19 May 2020
Your New Science Boyfriend Dr. Rick Bright Gonna Tell Congress Allll Trump's Corona-F*ckups Tomorrow! And we have his opening statement TODAY! It is oof. Evan Hurst coronavirus 13 May 2020