A Brief And Jaunty Stroll Through President Yap Stupid's Manic 1 AM Twitter Episode

GO TO BED.

Did Ivanka And Her Homely Older Brother Try To Have Tiffany Trump 'Bumped'? WHOA IF TRUE!

FROM HER INHERITANCE, you silly fools.

Hillary Clinton Can't Stop Laffing At Piss-Poor Businessman Donald Trump

Thin-skinned Donald Trump is gonna ESSPLODE IN GRRRR ANGER before we know it. And we get to watch!

You'll Need A Cigarette After Watching Elizabeth Warren's Latest Donald Trump Nad-Stompin'

Seriously, can she be the vice president? Because that would be just great.