Undocumented Lady Who Wiped Trump's Make-Up Off His Granny Panties Will Probably Be Deported Soon, So ... WOW, this story. Evan Hurst Post-Racial America 06 Dec 2018
Let's Liveblog Sarah Huckabee Sanders Bellyaching About Her Free Cheese Plate Like A Total Dick Seriously, we hope she cries. Evan Hurst News 25 Jun 2018
Gjo Fjuck Yoursjelf, Kirstjen Nielsen Just about tired of her shit, y'all. Evan Hurst Russia 21 Jun 2018
WOMP WOMP. Wonkagenda For Wed., June 20, 2018 Kirstjen Nielsen chowhounded, baby jails, and oh they're killing Obamacare again, don't worry, no big deal. Dominic Gwinn Elections 20 Jun 2018
The 987,386 Most Fucked Up Lies Our Shithead President Told This Morning Even for a pathological liar like Donald Trump, this was breathtaking. Evan Hurst Russia 15 Jun 2018
Ivanka Seeking New Babysitter For Daddy, Because John Kelly Is Jerk President No, Kelly isn't fired. YET. Evan Hurst News 22 Jan 2018
Lindsey Graham And Donald Trump Are ON A BREAK! Lindsey Graham gonna teach that philandering Donald Trump a lesson, yes siree. Evan Hurst Culture 17 Jan 2018
Poll Porn! Donald Trump Now Losing All His Country Folk, Oh No, How Sad! BREAKING NEWS, Donald Trump is setting more records for shitty approval ratings, and it's because his base is starting to fall away! Evan Hurst Post-Racial America 09 Oct 2017
Who Could Stop Trump From Almost Doing Something Decent? Worst Person Alive Mitch McConnell, That's Who! News
An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!
