​Michael Cohen Has Idea: What If He Went To NOT Prison Next Month? HAAAAAAAIL MARY! Evan Hurst Russia 05 Apr 2019
Trump White House: F*CK IT, WE'RE DOING THE WATERGATE THING! Good luck with that, boys. Evan Hurst Russia 21 Mar 2019
A Real Journalist Nailed Erik Prince For Being A LIARF*CKINGLIAR, And It Was DELICIOUS Mehdi Hasan, you win Chuck Todd's show! (We wish.) Evan Hurst Russia 11 Mar 2019
Trump Inauguration: When The Money Keeps Rolling In, You Don't Ask HOW Think of all the people guaranteed a good time now after they dropped a mountain of cash on the Grifter in Chief. Five Dollar Feminist Russia 11 Mar 2019
Elijah Cummings Will F*ck Trump's Saudi Nuclear Grifting Up Six Ways From Sunday The grift is coming from inside the White House. Evan Hurst Russia 20 Feb 2019
Are George Papadopoulos And Sergei Millian The Two Dumbest Idiots In The Whole Trump-Russia Scandal? Sure Why Not. Ready for a WONKETTE DICK JOKE DEEP DIVE LONG READ? Well come right here and sit a spell! Evan Hurst Russia 08 Feb 2019
President Grandpa, Would You RELAX? Dems Will Never Stop Investigating You, And Your Whining Is Pathetic It's just getting tiresome at this point. Evan Hurst Russia 07 Feb 2019
Trump Retweets Notorious British Racist Katie Hopkins In Order To Prove He Isn't Racist Post-Racial America
Elijah Cummings Just Asking SDNY If There's Anybody's Ass He Ought To Beat Right Now (Hint Hint!)​ News
