It's OK To Treat Trump Like A Russian Agent. The Pentagon Does. This is a Pull The Fire Alarm moment. Nancy Pelosi, please pull the fire alarm. Evan Hurst News 18 Jun 2019
President Big Mac Tanning Bed So Mad Everybody Knows He's Lazyass Sad! Maybe he should compose a very lazy tweet about it. Evan Hurst News 11 Feb 2019
President Big Mac Probably America's Greatest National Security Threat, So That's GREAT! The Intelligence Community is PISSED, y'all. And they're leaking. Evan Hurst News 04 Feb 2019
Who's Doing 'Wire Tapps' To Donald Trump? Oh, Just F*cking EVERYBODY Don't worry, though! To leak classified intel to the Chinese and Russian spies, he would have to know some classified intel! Evan Hurst News 25 Oct 2018
If Trump And Sean Hannity Keep Having Nightly Phone Sex, Hannity Will Get Crotch Crickets In His Ear GET IT? BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT DOESN'T WEAR RUBBERS! Evan Hurst News 15 May 2018
Where's Your Roy Cohn, Donald Trump? Oh That's Right, He's In Hell. HOLY FUCKING OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE. Evan Hurst News 05 Jan 2018
Robert Mueller Will Investigate Donald Trump UNTIL THE DAY HE DIES Yep, the Mueller investigation is going to wrap up just after the New Year. YOU BET, TRUMP! Evan Hurst News 19 Dec 2017
Washington Post Says Trump's Hard-On For Russia Has Fucked America BIGLY Thanks, Trump! You're just as bad as we thought you'd be, and worse! Evan Hurst News 14 Dec 2017
